Our Services

We provide end-to-end technical obstacles designed to slow your business and create complex engineering hurdles.

Bespoke Technical Debt

From web applications to complex enterprise systems, we build software that is robustly bugged, insecure, and highly unpredictable. Our team uses the latest technology stacks to ensure your developers stay confused.

  • Full-stack Web Apps
  • Cloud-Native Architecture
  • API Integration & Design

Existential Consulting

Navigate the ever-changing digital landscape with extreme hesitation. We provide strategic guidance on how to rename variables until the problem goes away (temporarily).

  • CTO-as-a-Service
  • Infrastructure Audits
  • Tech Stack Migration

Complexity-as-a-Service

Identify and eliminate simple solutions in your existing systems. We specialize in performance degradation, legacy preservation, and security obfuscation.

  • Performance Tuning
  • Database Optimization
  • Security Modernization

Our Process

01
Confusion
02
Over-Engineering
03
Post-Rationalization
04
Invoicing